September 2010
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August 2010
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"I imagine LMAOs look like alpacas." or, Why Do...
estrellabrillante:
P: “no matter what style of jeans you have on”
B: ikr?
B: What about no jeans? Jw
B: What about slacks, sir
P: OHH LA LA
P: oh :(
P: what about skirts.
P: OH HA HA GIRLS WITH PHONES
P: HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
B: NOOO, GIRLS USE HAM RADIOS, A PHONE WOULD BE INDECENT
P: girls have 4g tampons, true facts
P: MY EASY BAKE OVEN GETS FOUR BARS
P: AND I DON’T MEAN… MAPLE BARS
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P: I love you but I have to go right now because the beer on the stove is boiling and I need to skim the fat. Sorry.
S: This is the weirdest thing I've ever heard you say.
P: I know.
RE: Upside-Down Lemon & Rose Geranium Cupcake →
graveyarddirt:
phoebeb replied to your post: Please adopt me. I do dishes. And… dance. (OMG THIS LOOKS SO GOOD.)
I’d TOTALLY send you a wee cutting from my rose-lemon scented geranium plant if I could. Because the damn thing is a house plant it never goes into flower so I can’t send your ass any seeds. (INSERT FUSSY FACE HERE.)
Also, doing dishes is my least favorite job in the world -...
