"I imagine LMAOs look like alpacas." or, Why Do...
estrellabrillante: P: “no matter what style of jeans you have on” B: ikr? B: What about no jeans? Jw B: What about slacks, sir P: OHH LA LA P: oh :( P: what about skirts. P: OH HA HA GIRLS WITH PHONES P: HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA B: NOOO, GIRLS USE HAM RADIOS, A PHONE WOULD BE INDECENT P: girls have 4g tampons, true facts P: MY EASY BAKE OVEN GETS FOUR BARS P: AND I DON’T MEAN… MAPLE BARS ...
P: I love you but I have to go right now because the beer on the stove is boiling and I need to skim the fat. Sorry.
S: This is the weirdest thing I've ever heard you say.
P: I know.
RE: Upside-Down Lemon & Rose Geranium Cupcake →
graveyarddirt: phoebeb replied to your post: Please adopt me. I do dishes. And… dance. (OMG THIS LOOKS SO GOOD.) I’d TOTALLY send you a wee cutting from my rose-lemon scented geranium plant if I could. Because the damn thing is a house plant it never goes into flower so I can’t send your ass any seeds. (INSERT FUSSY FACE HERE.) Also, doing dishes is my least favorite job in the world -...